Tue, 4 March 2014
Our strongly-worded letter. The Oscar selfie scam. And: How much for a wing? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 3 March 2014
In Russia, freedom has you. Whom Oscar loves, and doesn’t… He is NOT the captain, now. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 28 February 2014
Seth Rogan teaches maturity to lawmakers. Ukraining our necks. The right to see bare arms. You’re not supposed to swallow. And thanks, Florida. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 27 February 2014
Same-sex, different day. President Oprah? Throwing a kiss to Jim Lange. And introducing: The Twidiot. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 26 February 2014
Fewer fat kids. Shame on GM. A jewel heist. The gay thing. Go Shockers. And your hedgehog’s name is? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 25 February 2014
Smart guns, dumb politicians, enterprising Girl Scouts and messin’ with monkeys. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 24 February 2014
Best news anywhere— Now, with grammar that’s more better! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 21 February 2014
House of Cards power play. Jesus’ weapon of choice. Toddlers in tiaras. And…have a great weekend! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 20 February 2014
Kids—cage fighting, bullying teachers & getting spanked. The news of the day…and CPR in lingerie. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 19 February 2014
Hot Pockets of disease. Oklahoma has its faults. A lying satanist and wild Chihuahuas. Now with trouble-free downloading! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 18 February 2014
The new Hitler. NFL players on gay teammates. Germany's new wall. And worker’s rights for strippers. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 17 February 2014
Frozenomics. The evil cable. What’s the matter with Kansas? And remembering a friend. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 14 February 2014
Shoveling in the states; sunbathing in Sochi. You like good stories? I’ got good stories. Happy Valentines Day! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 13 February 2014
Who runs CableTown? A black hole for Corvettes. Yoga pants. And a sweet deal on Valentine’s flowers. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 12 February 2014
Americans: guns, booze & hating the French. That proprietary anti-fungal sounds delicious! And…a sweet deal on Valentine’s flowers. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 11 February 2014
Prison for people who call you at dinner. Mad cows, flappy birds and naked Russians. Plus, a deal on Valentine’s flowers. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 10 February 2014
Gay in the NFL. Republican quotes Jon Stewart. McGruff going to prison. And flowers for your Valentine. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 7 February 2014
Job 1: Jobs. Olympic-sized snub. A trio of murder mysteries. And a deal on Valentine’s flowers! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 6 February 2014
Chicken v. Egg. Bieber, Up In Smoke. A case of hit-and-runs. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 5 February 2014
The con-man always rings once. Gibson gets wood. And a pig in a poke. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 4 February 2014
Murder or a donkey? More news from the Wild West. And Sexy Sheila. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 3 February 2014
The nipple Bowl. US ponders laying some pipe. Christie Critters. RIP PSH. And: Bigfoot. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 31 January 2014
How to get a girl (or Congress) to like you. Mobster lands Olympics for Russia. Stealing lunch from kids. And how to make a baby. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 30 January 2014
American Horror Story:Florida. Loose lips about a sick ship. And a bra to protect your virtues. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 29 January 2014
The State of the Union: Divided. Stop, in the name of doves. And: You got chocolate in my toothpaste! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 28 January 2014
Super Bowl buzz. Peace doves attacked. You may not carry anger onboard a plane. And: The Union’s in quite a state! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 27 January 2014
Manscaping up. Ghost ship! Another sick cruise-not in the good way. And a visit to Grammy’s. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 24 January 2014
New Olympic event: the double toilet. All the news, and lotsa laughs. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 23 January 2014
Tiny little cars. Bieber busted. And love won’t keep them together. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 22 January 2014
How not to mark the King holiday. An opera singer with uncontrollable gas. And a new record for binge TV viewing. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 21 January 2014
Top Story: Still Winter. The rich get WAY richer. Women’s prison; not as nice as on TV. And checking out the Bush Library. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 20 January 2014
There’s spam in your fridge. The President’s views on legalization. Nun names her baby after the Pope. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 17 January 2014
Goodbye, Professor. Flyin’ manhole covers. Importing more Russian strippers. And…Crooks Are Stupid. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 16 January 2014
TSA told to play nice. Violence, for heaven’s sake. Facebook saves the day again. And you might wanna see a doctor about that. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 15 January 2014
The internet gets Lexus Lanes. Are we paying too much for penis pumps? And…so THAT’s why Swiss cheese has holes. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 14 January 2014
MTV-helpful? Roaches on your chicken. Moviegoer shoots texter. And… Iran finds out about our alien Nazi connection. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 13 January 2014
You don’t LOOK fluish. Christie crashes. Don’t drink the water. Nice, Golden Globes. And…a Target on our backs. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 10 January 2014
Is Chris Christie crispy? Congress—unpopular AND rich. Plus: The Dennis Rodman Apology Tour. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 9 January 2014
Chris Christie a vindictive bully? The gay wedding is off. And…a banana story, with appeal. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 8 January 2014
How cold was it?, Part 2. Melee at Chuck E. Cheese. Lindsey Vonn, OJ…and a tree, sporting wood. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 7 January 2014
How…cold…was it? A weed shortage. A UFO. Rodman bites back. And…a game of naked hide-n-seek. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 6 January 2014
Choose your poison: Jack Frost & Congress both return today. Heating your home with a Prius. And thank you, FL. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 3 January 2014
Winter Blows! But we can warm ourselves with an outhouse fire. That & all the news…ALL NEW! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 2 January 2014
ALL NEW! Gay Scouts, legal weed, big movies, and—of course—more snakes. Plus: Why 2014 might be a Happy New Year! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 31 December 2013
Fresh news returns on Thursday! For the last day of the year, here’s ANOTHER new Best-Of! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 30 December 2013
A fresh best-of, as the year winds down. New news returns on Thursday! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 20 December 2013
Happy Holidays! My gift to you? A fresh Best-Of edition for you to share. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 20 December 2013
Happy Holidays! My gift to you? A fresh Best-Of edition for you to share. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 20 December 2013
Merry Christmas! My gift to you? A Special Holiday Edition for you to share. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 20 December 2013
Happy Holidays! My gift to you? A fresh Best-Of edition for you to share. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 20 December 2013
’Twas the news before Christmas. Thieves steal 2014…calendars. And…paving a highway with ham. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 19 December 2013
Target hit. Earwax fire. And… Reporting from the front lines in the fake war on Christmas. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 18 December 2013
Winners and losers. An Olympic-sized snub. “Maybe they shoulda thought o’ that before.” And how not to modify a car for short people. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 17 December 2013
Megamillionsmania. Spy smackdown. I look at the debate over Santa’s skin color. And…Purveying Panda Porn. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 16 December 2013
Your favorite things: Christmas, the lottery, guns & weed. This report’s an emotional roller-coaster, including laughs. I like this one. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 13 December 2013
A good-news Friday. A twerking burglar. LOTS of show-biz news. Cellphones on a plane And…the story of a 6-year-old Casanova. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 12 December 2013
Phony interpreter speaks. Boehner Barks Back. Google’s the real enemy? Revenge Porn. And…Oh, Christmas Tree. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 11 December 2013
Compromise? In Washington? Barack’s handshake, and Michelle’s scowl. Cruelty-free pizza. And shootin’ down drones. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 10 December 2013
It’s a Wonderful Bailout. Filner fondles a felony. How Mandela may bring the US & Cuba together. And…Killing Harry Potter’s feathery friend. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 9 December 2013
ALMOST winter. Tough love for the jobless. Loose change…loose lips…and… Google will do its own spying, thank you. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 6 December 2013
A great man passes. Very good news about jobs. Live-tweeting death. And fast-food surprises. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 5 December 2013
Facebook hacked. Skating Santa sacked. Australia has crabs. Bloody Vikings! And saluting an unsung fast food hero. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 4 December 2013
The death penalty takes its final breaths. Army prostitutes. A nation of C- students. And…are chimps people, too? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 3 December 2013
A cyber record, and a cyber tax. 82 in a 30. And exposing a “reality TV” lie. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 2 December 2013
Off the rails. The Thanksgiving Rebellion. The annual Grinch Watch is ON. And…thank you, Florida! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 28 November 2013
Happy Thanksgiving! Please enjoy a helping (and seconds and thirds) of the tastiest stories of the past few months. It's a feast! Its a conrnucopia. It's...The Best of Buzz Burbank News & Comment!
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Wed, 27 November 2013
The healthcare website is working, but more people are saying “Thanks, Obama.” The new Pope ISN’T packing the pews. And a UPS guy who REALLY delivers.
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Tue, 26 November 2013
Over the river and through the etc. Who HASN’T tapped Angela Merkel? The styrofoam solution. And…baaaaad Santa. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 25 November 2013
Nature screws with Thanksgiving travel. Is your vet just trying to scare you? And…beware the burrito bomb. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 22 November 2013
A sadiversary. Phones on a plane. Health nuts. Politics goes nuclear. And…a weather babe gets naked. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 21 November 2013
This is your captain sleeping. More gun madness. BS conservative outrage. Florida’s Doctor Hurtgood. And…It’s a Wonderful Reincarnation. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 20 November 2013
Bad bank faces fine. The Chris Christie approach. A town fights back against a NeoNazi takeover. And now, for something completely…familiar. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 19 November 2013
Don’t take that pill. George Zimmerman, bad penny. Crack mayor update. Why reality TV sucks. And asking your wife if you can watch porn. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 18 November 2013
Your Monday briefing. Sarah Palin, fact-checker. Exorcism in Springfield. And…Hot Water Soup! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 15 November 2013
Making messes messier. Crack mayor is what he eats. McCartney writes Putin. Blackface still not cool. Hell’s Angels offer cookies. And…she’s your problem. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 14 November 2013
Obama support disappearing. Banks too bigger to fail. Crack Mayor takes a holiday. White supremacist, part black. At least the Secret Service is getting laid. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 13 November 2013
The wheels come off Obamacare? We’re mad as hell. Larry Flynt, back in the news. And…broken gun saves life. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 12 November 2013
Larry King resurfaces. A queer story from Colorado. Kim Jong Un stops being funny. Pretending to be black. Amazon rules Sundays. And Netflix rules the internet. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 11 November 2013
We send in the Marines, this Veteran’s Day. Desert Drug Drama. And…that’s a cheeseburger on your foot. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 8 November 2013
Your President apologizes. Johnny makes the grade & Iran makes a deal. And your microwave popcorn’s trying to kill you. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 7 November 2013
Government without a prayer. Health site healing. Bend over, sir. And limo secrets of the rich and famous. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 6 November 2013
Analysis of yesterday’s vote. Big gay-rights news. A Tea Party plagiarist. And mayor says yes to crack. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 5 November 2013
Election Day rundown. Health insurance update. Drugs. LOTS of animal stories. And record nudity. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 4 November 2013
Congress plans it next vacations. Rising hopes and sagging pants. Fewer men paying for sex. And a word about the Don interview. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 1 November 2013
Halloween recap. Cannonball Run. NSA doesn’t LOL. iPads on a plane. The return of the Liger. And: Dude, it’s a Smell. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 31 October 2013
A scary clown. Spies, other spooks, and the usual horrors. Plus a Supreme Court case about boo-bies. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 30 October 2013
Spy vs. Spy. Luxury bishop gets home makeover. And the flight that couldn’t get off the ground. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 29 October 2013
Fascination guaranteed…and an exciting mystery. Plus: I smell your mom is calling. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 28 October 2013
It’s like a newspaper for your head. Plus, remembering Lou Reed, Marcia Wallace, and cheerleader car-washes. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 25 October 2013
Harrumphing on The Hill. Immigration, man. The Daily Show does what news is supposed to do. And…your dog wants…salmon? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 24 October 2013
You’d spy on Angela Merkel, too, if you could. These cookies taste lesbian. Politics “goes down” a strange road. And…your fly is open. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 23 October 2013
Healthcare.sad Flying blind. Oprah’s revenge. Your dog wants methadone. And…GO THE **** TO SLEEP! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 22 October 2013
The lost boys. Boulder thrower gets cold shoulder. Facebook goes all “healthcare.gov.” And...a bathmat, and a pair of sneakers. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 21 October 2013
Healthcare.glitch Cruz’in for abusin’ Hey, anybody seen the ham? And things do NOT go better with Koch. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 18 October 2013
Finally! A fun Friday, after a tough week! Stories you’ll talk about all weekend, see? You’re gonna like it, see? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 17 October 2013
Government Open! (Limited time only.) Tea Party runs out of steam. Sex in school. That’s a good dog. And...make mine to go! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 16 October 2013
Countdown to a meltdown. Bullies (and their victims) never prosper. And the controversy over “saving the scenery.” BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 15 October 2013
More hope (and drama) over the shutdown. Fail to the (name) Redskins. And The Walking Dead walks tall. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 14 October 2013
Shutdown, blah-blah, debt limit, blah-blah, BEAR TONGUES AND EXPLODING TOILETS! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 11 October 2013
Stocks, up; Tea Party, down. Time to stock-up on Sprite. And some Orchestral Maneuvers, in the Dark. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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