Thu, 4 February 2016
Oh, yeah? Well, so are you! Nice Bernie Sanders tattoo, dude. And…Those Darned Pranksters! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 3 February 2016
The needle, and the damage done. Voters turn out in record numbers. And…Animals where they shouldn’t be. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 2 February 2016
The Groundhog (& Iowa) have spoken. See you on Mars! And how to pull over a cop for speeding. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 1 February 2016
Off to the Caucus Races! Tommy Chong’s presidential endorsement. And…how to get back your stolen car. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 29 January 2016
A starship captain falls out of orbit. Delorean races back to the present. And the return of Animal Stories! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 28 January 2016
Why a presidential race is like herding kittens. Why Rome covered up its nude statues. And—Is that a bird in your pants, or…? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 27 January 2016
Trump versus FOX. Bernie Sanders versus Obama. And an update on Abe Vigoda’s condition. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 26 January 2016
Getting the lead out. What’s black-n-white and still a mystery? And…DC’s Star Wars snowball fight! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 25 January 2016
85 million people feel the big storm. 1 week to Iowa’s caucuses. An update. And…the high price of paranoia. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 22 January 2016
Wait. Is that an igloo in the background? Do not flush your fish down the toilet. And the Adventures of Underpants Man. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 21 January 2016
Snowmageddon 2016. These boots are made for campaignin’. And…mind if I take your Lamborghini for a spin? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 20 January 2016
Sarah Palin blows trumpet for Trump. Judge Judy’s on the Supreme Court? And Sharknado comes to life…in Florida. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 19 January 2016
We’ve lost another one. Trump screws up the bible. And Australian mermaids lose their tails. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 18 January 2016
You’d think it was an election year! Cops: The Bad and the Beautiful. And…man with sticky fingers steals gum. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 15 January 2016
Sean Penn’s big regret. The Case of the Counterfeit Carrots. And…“Kiss the snake.” BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 14 January 2016
The Powerball fever finally broke. If it’s Thursday, it’s another Republican debate. And, they don’t call it Whitesboro, for nothing. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 13 January 2016
Billionaire advice for billion-dollar Powerball winner. U-S deposits bombs in ISIS bank. And a “crooks on camera” roundup. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 12 January 2016
An American company does the right thing. How the world celebrated No Pants Monday. And…Sir, your tumor has finally arrived! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 11 January 2016
All that’s left is the Stardust. How Sean Penn brought us El Chapo. And…The Walmart way of life. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 8 January 2016
A history-making week—Your re-cap. Eat your vegetables, for cryin’ out loud. And…don’t it make my blue ice brown. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 7 January 2016
No, somebody DOESN’T have to win. Step away from that burrito. And…Weiners at the Post Office. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 6 January 2016
North Korea goes nuclear? Clock ticking on Oregon standoff. And…a new kind of beer belly. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 5 January 2016
White thugs with guns, still standing in Oregon. Obama draws first on gun control. And…When Amish Buggies Collide. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 4 January 2016
The Return of Monica Lewinsky. Reloading for the gun debate. And…the holiday gifts that sucked. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 1 January 2016
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Wed, 30 December 2015
A bulletproof bra. And from there, it’s all downhill. Plus: Monkeys in Florida. THE BEST OF BUZZ
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Tue, 29 December 2015
A superhero for stoners. Siri saves a life. And Know Your Home Remedies! THE BEST OF BUZZ
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Mon, 28 December 2015
Enjoy your holiday break… with some of the best stories from the past year. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 25 December 2015
Merry Christmas! Here’s a bag of fun full of wonderful stories as the year’s almost done! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 24 December 2015
Merry Christmas! Here’s a bag of fun full of wonderful stories as the year’s almost done! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 23 December 2015
Secret Service agent robbed of his gun. People punking pollsters with presidential picks? And…paying for driving lessons…with sex. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 22 December 2015
E-coli back on the menu at Chipotle. A foul-mouthed presidential campaign, and a foul-mouthed parrot. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 21 December 2015
For Disney, The Money Awakens. O&A’s Anthony arrested. And…Hitler’s missing ball—located. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 18 December 2015
Disney puts up metal detectors. Going after terrorists…and a coupla jerky rich guys. And another tale from The Home Office. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 17 December 2015
A Christmas preview & a Grinch roundup. Gangster of Love inducted into Hall of Fame. And if it doesn’t fit…don’t force it. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 16 December 2015
New ADHD study says—hey, look at this! Texas plumber sues Ford over ISIS video. And why Florida prostitution busts are more interesting. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 15 December 2015
Kid, we’re gonna need to see your drone license. Trump’s doctor, as bombastic as the candidate. And…where you can hide your Mini Cooper. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 14 December 2015
Your hover-board is still trying to kill you. Trump Tumbles. And…why is this suspect smiling? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 11 December 2015
It could’ve been so much worse. Lobster rolls now lobster-free! And…a Rolling Stone gathers twins. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 10 December 2015
Hello, President Sanders. Your hoverboard is trying to kill you. And… Charlie Brown goes to prison. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 9 December 2015
Your dentist is trying to drill you. Alligator justice at the Home Office in Florida. And Jersey woman asks “Which way’s Jersey?” BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 8 December 2015
Trump now bigger threat than ISIS. Penises for veterans. And…The Pilot and the Porn Star. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 7 December 2015
Here’s looking at you, litterbug. Your car is trying to rat you out. And…That’s Bud…and THAT’s beer. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 4 December 2015
Inside Donald Trump. Lawmakers again avoid the gun issue. And…Attack of the Killer Squirrels. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 3 December 2015
America: Freedom…to have the most gun violence. Your celery is trying to kill you. And…the BEST. CONDOM. EVER. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 2 December 2015
Black Friday sales down—except for guns. ‘Take it with a grain of salt’-and ONLY a grain. And…the Adventures of Doo-Doo The Clown BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 1 December 2015
The subject is saving the planet. Warnings about weed & sugar-free candy. And…people said he screamed like a woman. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 30 November 2015
How not to cook a turkey. Your Black Friday/Cyber Monday update. And ALMOST everyone talking about Planned Parenthood. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 27 November 2015
Happy Black Friday! Please shop Amazon through my page! And enjoy & share this ALL-NEW Best-of-Buzz! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 26 November 2015
Happy Thanksgiving! Now, how to make a sandwich from scratch. Please enjoy & share this ALL-NEW Best-of-Buzz! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 25 November 2015
Big news about space travel. Ozzy Osbourne remembers—sort-of. And how we know the holidays are here. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 24 November 2015
Donald Trump is seeing things. Texas decides not to check the facts. And the right time to post pictures of cats. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 23 November 2015
Your sleeping-in on weekends is trying to kill you. The ABCs of STDs. And turkey news from the Home Office. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 20 November 2015
Trump wants to number the Muslims. Tales from the Monkey News Network. Oh—and the car thieves also took your kid to school. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 19 November 2015
Saved by The Bell. Your supplements are trying to kill you. And experts say once-a-week sex is enough. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 18 November 2015
The fiery debate over Syrian refugees. A Sex Strike by the women of Chicago. And…why do marching bands make you think dirty? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 17 November 2015
Shocking/Not Shocking news about Charlie Sheen. Something scarier than terrorists? And, because we need them: ANIMAL STORIES! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 16 November 2015
Standing with Paris…against ISIS. Mormons resigning the church. And some much-needed comic relief. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 13 November 2015
Jihadi John? Buh-bye. Trump goes off the rails. And you may wanna pass on the pork, after all. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 12 November 2015
An oopsie at the birth control factory. The war over Christmas starts earlier every year. And: Would Jeb Bush kill baby Hitler? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 11 November 2015
VHS finally beats out Beta. Hey, skinny. Your belly-fat’s trying to kill you. And, hey—You got caffeine in my peanut butter! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 10 November 2015
Your barbecue grill is trying to kill you. Students win a battle against racism. And…a tale from the Home Office in Florida. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 9 November 2015
Twister makes the Hall Of Fame. Ben Carson caught in some lies. And how to mow your lawn in under 2 minutes. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 6 November 2015
A Bush Family Feud? What we’re getting for Christmas. And another germ-ridden roadside attraction. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 5 November 2015
Why Ohio said no to weed—for now. The legacy of Wrinkles The Clown. And…Sheep are nervous flyers. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 4 November 2015
The return of Jon Stewart. Jedis, leave your light-sabers at home. And…Hair today, gone tomorrow. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 3 November 2015
Star Trek returns to TV…again. The KKK in the news again. And…Thank you Florida, again. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 2 November 2015
Your Halloween recap. A presidential candidate rebellion. And…Skippy: less fat, more metal shavings. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 30 October 2015
John Boehner’s trail of tears. China’s screwing with our movies. And Vermont invites you to taste the beaver. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 29 October 2015
Army blimp breaks free, causes chaos. The world calls BS on the Bacon Scare. And…the Australian accent was caused by…booze? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 28 October 2015
GM’s little fire problem. Dominoes’ new oven-car. WCPGW? And…it’s a day for pumping irony. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 27 October 2015
You can’t spell Bacon Scare without BS. New York cops v. Quentin Tarantino. And Florida says, “Thank you, Kansas!” BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 26 October 2015
The brutal murder of Ronald McDonald. Why the Secret Service is sleeping. And: Nice package. Is it yours? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 23 October 2015
The Rocky Horror Remake. Hold my iPhone and watch this! And…Florida laughs at Texas. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 22 October 2015
Why you should let go of the road rage. Parents just don’t understand…allergies. And: Miley Cyrus grounds some pilots. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 21 October 2015
Jim Webb can now have all the time he wants. Back to the Present. And…sudoko causes seizures? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 20 October 2015
Teenager hacks the CIA. Counting your moles before they hatch. And…the sheriff takes on some gunslingers. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 19 October 2015
Fear the Walking Living. Drones—and regulations—for Christmas. And…why all the moaning at Target. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 16 October 2015
A look at so-called “herbal viagra.” The great, phony pumpkin shortage. And…my best owl impression ever. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 15 October 2015
Santa Claus gets into politics. The Miller-versus-Bud fight is over. And…a rat and a pigeon walk into a bar… BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 14 October 2015
“Get your damn emails off my lawn!” Walk this way. And, another tale from the Home Office. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 13 October 2015
Playboy, now only interested in the articles. Japanese men learn to love sanitary napkins. And…the open-carry of sex-toys. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 12 October 2015
Gas prices headed up. Why gay men get more skin cancer. And how to bunny-hop your way through college. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 9 October 2015
More spooky stories to set a Halloween mood. And the sexy Florida party-church. Please enjoy & share this ALL-NEW Best-of-Buzz! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 8 October 2015
Coffee? Or Viagra? Plus, some Halloween warmup stories. Please enjoy & share this ALL-NEW Best-of-Buzz! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 7 October 2015
What’s wrong with people… and the naughtiest flight-path ever! Please enjoy & share this ALL-NEW Best-of-Buzz! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 6 October 2015
Mr. Magoo’s lottery ticket…and naked bike-riders. Please enjoy & share this ALL-NEW Best-of-Buzz! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 5 October 2015
Driverless cars and millionaire breasts! Please enjoy & share this ALL-NEW Best-of-Buzz! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 2 October 2015
Yet another mass shooting. Even more accusations against Bill Cosby. And…get in line for your…beard transplant. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 1 October 2015
Hurricane headed for DC? Don’t piss off the Secret Service. And…Mmm…Fried onions! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 30 September 2015
A rash of outages at Facebook. How washing dishes can give you peace. And…Who gets the mail at the Home Office? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 29 September 2015
Pack your life vest. There’s water on Mars. Your chance to party with Rob Ford. And…do NOT eat the highway cheese. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 28 September 2015
Being John Boehner. Volkswagen is verboten! And…The Creature From the Brown Lagoon. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 25 September 2015
Listening to the Pope…selectively. How one man got a year of free pizza. And…a referee scores the extra point. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 24 September 2015
Volkswagen throws it in reverse. Brian Williams gets punched in the tweet. And, sometimes, food is funny. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 23 September 2015
Stories of hope. Stories of greed. Stories of human silliness. To quote Trump, “It’s really, really good.” BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 22 September 2015
When CEOs go to jail. Boy and spider survive bus crash. And, finally, a spoon for narcissists. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 21 September 2015
The lying liars at Volkswagen/Audi. Jimmy Olsen’s final deadline. And…where you don’t want to get stung. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 18 September 2015
What Donald Trump didn’t say. Why I moved to Florida. And…Phone thieves to get a “bad cell.” BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 17 September 2015
Jeb Bush smoked weed. A million-plus stand with Ahmed. And The Florida Foot-Sniffer. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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