Wed, 16 September 2015
The best party schools—and worst fast-food. “The Randomly-Appearing Mexican Float.” And 7-11 redefines “convenience.” BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 15 September 2015
Trump: the choice of high-school graduates. Your gums are trying to kill you. And…the secret to a perfect grilled cheese sandwich. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 14 September 2015
Vanessa gets an apology. North Korea gets a smackdown from the US. And…the restroom is in the back, sir. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 11 September 2015
Heroes and villains. Anger, tears and laughter. News—the way it should be. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 10 September 2015
What if bankers DID go to jail? Is that a gun or are you just glad to see us? And…Is Einstein smarter than a 6th grader? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 9 September 2015
A NEW and AMAZING presidential campaign. Your kitty loves you—but doesn’t NEED you. And…they say it’s not a penis. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 8 September 2015
Losing two 1960s sex symbols. This is your captain, texting. And: Never take a helmet to a pillow fight. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 7 September 2015
A look at the summer of 2015, including: A swearing granny, really short-shorts and Tales From the Home Office in Florida. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 4 September 2015
R kidz can’t reed. Trump signs a pledge. And hackers will babysit for you. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 3 September 2015
How Ashely Madison made American less secure. Peace talks…in the burger wars. And what a FOX news anchor & a hamster have in common. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 2 September 2015
Biggest Apple hack ever. Solitary, man. And how NOT to get a job. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 1 September 2015
Pope orders abortion forgiveness. How to find a million dollars. And a grain of truth, in a grain of salt. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 31 August 2015
Government spying continues. Your oysters are trying to kill you. And (for better or worse) poo in the news. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 28 August 2015
Hurricane at the Home Office? Did Subway know about Jared for…7 years? And please don’t eat the carpet. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 27 August 2015
Murder on live TV—and more gun debate. Your incense is trying to kill you. And Peruvian police pursue pecking penguin. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 26 August 2015
Mo’ money means mo’ traffic. Trump does it again. And: Beach closed, on account of sewage. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 25 August 2015
Your 401K…bounces back! Welcome to college, girls. And: Heinz—That ain’t ketchup. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 24 August 2015
Your 401K tanks—again. Panda has twins, and Florida woman shows judge HER twins. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 21 August 2015
Uber’s dangerous drivers. How weed can HELP a person’s memory. How Trump uses fear to get ahead. And an update on presidential candidate Deez Nuts. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 20 August 2015
Where Subway went wrong. Happiness is contagious. Plus: Sinkholes, rednecks and better-tasting tomatoes. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 19 August 2015
A sad day for Gotham. The head lice that won’t go away. Plus: Sex News—and lots of it. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 18 August 2015
Trampling on the Running of the Bulls. Trump’s immigration plan called ‘laughable.’ And a McMirage in the McDesert. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 17 August 2015
Trump-copter gives free rides to kids. Sharks at the beach and The Plague in the forest. And throwing rolls is fun ’til someone loses an eye. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 14 August 2015
Takes a lotta balls to save California’s water. Ex-soldier gets solitary for outdated toothpaste. And a tale from the Monkey News Network. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 13 August 2015
Bart’s new teacher: Aye, Carrumba! Money comes sweeping down the plains. And the other thing we cling-to. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 12 August 2015
Clinton’s cluster-fuss, while Sanders soars. Lion hunting resumes in Zimbabwe. And singing your way through brain surgery. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 11 August 2015
Trump and FOX kiss and make up. Killer clowns, when bears attack, and…Shakespeare smoked weed. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 10 August 2015
Your daily Trump, a toxic dump, and Uber lump and… how a bra can save a life. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 7 August 2015
Farewell for now, Jon Stewart. Californians getting screwed at the pump. And…where to take a sheep, on a date. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 6 August 2015
Fire-nadoes! Your cilantro is trying to kill you. And…Trump makes for Must-See TV. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 5 August 2015
The One-Man Worldwide Newsroom is moving…to the home office in Florida! Please enjoy & share this ALL-NEW Best-of-Buzz! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 4 August 2015
The One-Man Worldwide Newsroom is moving…to the home office in Florida! Please enjoy & share this ALL-NEW Best-of-Buzz! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 3 August 2015
The One-Man Worldwide Newsroom is moving…to the home office in Florida! Please enjoy & share this ALL-NEW Best-of-Buzz! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 31 July 2015
The One-Man Worldwide Newsroom is moving…to the home office in Florida! Please enjoy & share this ALL-NEW Best-of-Buzz! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 30 July 2015
The One-Man Worldwide Newsroom is moving…to the home office in Florida! Please enjoy & share this ALL-NEW Best-of-Buzz! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 29 July 2015
The One-Man Worldwide Newsroom is moving…to the home office in Florida! Please enjoy & share this ALL-NEW Best-of-Buzz! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 28 July 2015
The One-Man Worldwide Newsroom is moving…to the home office in Florida! Please enjoy & share this ALL-NEW Best-of-Buzz! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 27 July 2015
The One-Man Worldwide Newsroom is moving…to the home office in Florida! Please enjoy & share this ALL-NEW Best-of-Buzz! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 24 July 2015
Spitting armadillos, the death of an ‘alien,’ the news of the day… and big news…about THIS news. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 23 July 2015
New trouble for Bill Cosby. Trump abandoned at the border. And…McDonald’s “Secret Menu.” BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 22 July 2015
Don’t give Trump your phone number! SOME good deeds go unpunished. And…roll the Benny Hill music! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 21 July 2015
Paper calls Trump a “feckless blowhard.” Amy Schumer makes it big. And…how to build your own hot-tub limo. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 20 July 2015
Donald Trump insults veterans. Ashley Madison website hacked. And…Florida lowers the bar for drivers. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 17 July 2015
Here’s lasers in your eyes. This seaweed tastes like bacon. And…Dog-riding monkey races! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 16 July 2015
Obama goes to (a) prison. Texas prepares for martial law. And…Trump’s Twitter troubles. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 15 July 2015
Boston’s snow finally melts. It’s like Christmas in July for shoppers. And: The sordid tale of a knight in jail. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 14 July 2015
Iran nuclear deal? Check! The pope and I make mistakes. And, what’s under the kilt, big boy? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 13 July 2015
Minions rule. Kid Rock embraces Confederate flag. And…El Chapo, escape-o. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 10 July 2015
Time Warner Cable gets a slapdown. ‘I hope the Russians love their children, too.’ And the case of the foul-mouthed Minion. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 9 July 2015
The flag is coming down. Internet fail on Wall Street & in the air! And…What is WRONG with people? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 8 July 2015
Harry Shearer back on The Simpsons. Jared fired; Paula Deen does it again. And life imitates Sharknado. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 7 July 2015
Cosby ‘confesses.’ Donald Trump censors himself. And…a different kind of ending today. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 6 July 2015
My annual wrap-up of July 4th mishaps. Greece is the word. And…62 hotdogs in 10 minutes. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 3 July 2015
O, say can you see something/say something? Is anyone NOT running for president? And…how a comma can save a life. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 2 July 2015
Airlines accused of cheating. Macy’s cuts biz ties with Trump’s biz ties. And…eggs in space. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 1 July 2015
“Ghost-hunters” find…dead body. The real reason people own guns. And from the home-office in Florida… BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 30 June 2015
NBC to Trump: “You’re fired.” The president puts in for overtime. And…Japanese women go ape for an ape. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 29 June 2015
A diamond in the rough… AND a recap of the biggest news weekend in memory. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 26 June 2015
Pentagon preps for war in space. Trump punished for racist remarks. Circumcision time cut in half. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 25 June 2015
This hamburger tastes like saw-blade. Pope says divorce sometimes the right move. And: the aftermath of a Pennsyltucky wedding. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 24 June 2015
Gyrocopter guy demands his day in court. The Confederate flag begins to disappear. And: all that banging gets old, after a while. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 23 June 2015
A third of us aren’t just fat; we’re obese. The Confederate flag fades to black. And: Silly Rabbit. Cereal isn’t naturally blue. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 22 June 2015
Racist money funding presidential candidates. Meth on a surfboard. And this year’s best dog…is a cat. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 19 June 2015
Americans unite against division. Things you CAN’T say—even on the internet. And: Baltimore woman tagged as ‘relentlessly gay.’
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Thu, 18 June 2015
Putin’s military Disneyland. The future of Brian Williams. And…always use a condiment. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 17 June 2015
Donald Trump, to make it interesting. Makin’ babies; makin’ money. And…She’s not black; she’s black-ISH. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 16 June 2015
A surprising pot ruling from Colorado. If sharks don’t get ya, this virus might. And…the first porn in space.
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Mon, 15 June 2015
It’s a Jurassic World. Sharks attack! And…transplant penis impregnates woman.
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Fri, 12 June 2015
Duggar investigation reopened. Japan redefines adultery. And…LeBron pulls a Janet Jackson. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 11 June 2015
Your guard rails are trying to kill you. Did nudity cause an earthquake? And…blood-sucking fish fall from sky. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 10 June 2015
You’ll need a smaller carry-on. Texas swimming pool cop resigns. And…Colorado’s Camp Cannabis. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 9 June 2015
They got away clean. Tokyo’s orgy baths shut down. And…your toothbrush is trying to kill you. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 8 June 2015
Not quite a Shawshank Redemption. Caitlyn Jenner gets to keep her medals. And…how to stop a persistent flasher. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 5 June 2015
Finally coming: A sex pill for women. Fake, mechanical whale sinks off the West Coast. And…toilets in elevators.WCPGW? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 4 June 2015
Chimps learn to cook—and like it. The parrot may be dead, but the Queen isn’t. And…bringing home the bacon. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 3 June 2015
A ‘viagra’ for women. KFC’s 6-legged chickens. And: Hitler’s wife’s panties for sale. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 2 June 2015
Hooter’s waitress gives man a…kidney. The FBI’s secret air force. And…the hot tub on the 2nd floor. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 1 June 2015
The drones are coming to get us. Texas gets even more rootin’-tootin’. And one bad Apple can be worth its weight in gold. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 29 May 2015
Another big name from Washington, in trouble. “My herpes cured my cancer.” And…does the man-kini lead to crime? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 28 May 2015
When the Pentagon says “Oops.” Why Delta Airlines was handing out pizza. And the president ponders an offer of goats. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 27 May 2015
Kim Jong Un: Asian provocateur. The Pope says: Avoid take-out pizza! And: NASA ‘smelt’ it, and may’ve dealt it. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 26 May 2015
Another bounce house, airborne. AdultFriendFinders outed. And what any of this has to do with the price of eggs. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 25 May 2015
How to live to 116. Tilting at cardboard castles. And…too many breasts & thighs at KFC. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 22 May 2015
As seen on TV: Science solves crimes. Your food is trying to kill you. And…Aaaanimal stories, Little Tommy! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 21 May 2015
My unique tribute to Dave. Less Viagra; more Starbucks. And a Sweet 16 for you to poop on. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 20 May 2015
How things went sideways in Waco. Welcome to Valencia. Show us your vagina. And the ‘hot’ new teen fad. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 19 May 2015
Why it’s raining…spiders. Demilitarizing the police. And…you’ll put your eye out, kid. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 18 May 2015
Biker brawl in Waco. Hacking planes and pelting trains. And…saying no to the dress. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 15 May 2015
The thrill is gone. How to turn stress into strength. And…Doughnuts. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 14 May 2015
Oil pipelines and teenaged hookers. Zimmerman shooter claims self-defense. And…sneezin’ for a reason. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 13 May 2015
Republican Amtrak cuts go off the rails. Leno says no to Letterman farewell. And how to stop a homophobic Russian. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 12 May 2015
American Idol…Out. Trouble is stalking George Zimmerman. And Brady’s balls suddenly inflate. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 11 May 2015
2 Million Americans still have dial-up! White Appreciation Day? And a skeleton mystery is solved. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 8 May 2015
Taxpayer credit cards used for gambling and hookers. Pope urges forgiveness for abortion. And this is what is sounds like when pigs fly. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 7 May 2015
The ugly side of a handsome quarterback. A gathering of skeletons. And…how Pizza Hut saves lives. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 6 May 2015
The government’s plan to invade Texas, and how Chuck Norris is trying to stop it. And…a tinkling in the gallery. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 5 May 2015
Bruce Jenner can now attend an all-female college. Why Kansas schools went broke. And a new record for watching porn at work. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 4 May 2015
Baltimore bounces back. Hey, ya left your gun in the toilet! And…hanging up on the Pope. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 1 May 2015
Pirates in the attic, and one of the best newscasts anywhere. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 30 April 2015
Anti-gay lawmaker discovered on Grindr. Putting your best font forward. And when to visit the Museum of Poop. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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