Google has its eyes on you. Mayor banned from Hooters.  Manning up.  SWAT team raids tomato farm. 

Grr.  Insurance companies win again.  Wall Street crook goes free.  Government broken.  Grr.  (And the story of a horny cop.)

How now, Butter Cow?  Redneck fun.  Paula Deen: vindicated?  And middle children get the middle finger.

Your Monday morning briefing, complete with ginseng rustlers, the death of The Love Boat, and testicle-eating fish!  Please share it with your friends! 

Stories you’ll be talking about all weekend: More fun than a bucket full of sharks or a maggot sandwich. 

A cold shoulder in a cold war.  Shark Week bites back. And a lotta bull.  

Even better than PowerBall, good economic news!  Plus, the rebirth of the birthers, and a wide variety of stupid.

Yumpin’ Yemeni! Test-tube hamburgers. Florida’s Gustnado. Why sex is good for your brain. And Chris Rock grants a wish.

Your bartender may be cheating you.  Texas executioners turn to Michael Jackson. And that terrorism thing. 

As if we need it, another good argument for breast feeding.  All the day’s news.  And a raccoon’s tale. 

New jobs.  Your own Star Trek replicator.  A turtle on a bun.  And a KFC bucket that’s just plain big.

The Fast Food Revolution.  Weed in DC. And a story from the X-Files. 

The wedding is off.  A lot of kids get rescued.  And Florida returns with a vengeance.  

Your dog still wants steak, but in a different color than you’d expect.  A tribute to one of the good deejays.  And…the reason today’s pic is a toaster.  

The LAUGHS come early and often on this Friday.  Have a great weekend, and thank you for supporting BuzzBurbank.com

It’s a roller-coaster of emotions in today’s news, so strap yourself in for another wild ride.  Pretty proud of this one. 

Weiner exposed again!  Plus, how sunscreens can burn you, and the birth of a Zonkey.  

Why kids shouldn’t have blowgun darts…and why Geraldo shouldn’t have a mirror.  A wild ride in today’s news!

Just the briefing you need to start your week informed. Oh, and a story about poop.

“If only flies were dropping like bees, and not the other way around.”  Plus, all the news including Emmy nominations and…bedbugs—Ewww!  

Rolling Stone gathers anger…Coloradan’s go drone-hunting…deets on the new iPhone…

The power of the heat, the power of the Tweet, and the power of walnut meat.  

ALL ABOARD for media punking, dangerous pastries and Swedish teenager rioting over sex.  A fascinating look at ALL the days news…

Justice, after the Zimmerman verdict. And, to clear our palates, a healthy dose of SexNews. 

It’s Friday!  And today, the news goes to the dogs! Have a great weekend…and direct your friends to: BuzzBurbank.com

Expensive gas…pot brownies…and separate stories from Florida about chickens…and crossing a road.

It’s hump day!  Time to get your Buzz on! 

The importance of beer and sex…and the important news of the day.  The perfect companion to your favorite podcast!

Your fireworks roundup, and a surprising number of laughs.  And it's a big day at BuzzBurbank.com!

Have a great Fourth weekend, everybody!  Please enjoy the very first “Best of Buzz!”  Available now, and brought to you by Amazon Prime.   

Setbacks…for Obamacare… and for George Zimmerman’s defense.  Plus, Alicia Silverstone’s breast milk plans.  Wednesday’s Buzz Burbank News & Comment, available now, and brought to you by Amazon Prime. 

From remembering firefighters…to shocking scientific news…to stories of how horny everyone seems to be.  Tuesday’s Buzz Burbank News & Comment, available now, and brought to you by Amazon Prime. 

Get your Buzz on! Monday’s Buzz Burbank News & Comment is available now! It’s the perfect companion to your favorite podcast. Spread the word!   

Now, tighter, brighter, and out-of-sight-er! Your Friday Buzz Burbank News & Comment is here, featuring the day’s news and a warning about ‘skeeters! Thank you for sponsoring, through the button on the website!

Complete coverage of the gay marriage decisions, your Paula Deen update, and another tale from Florida…today, in Buzz Burbank News & Comment! Thank you for sponsoring, through the button on the website!

Gay marriage, your neighbor’s creepy drone, some frackin’ truth, Monica Lewinsky’s negligee, Black Sabbath update, and an “uplifting” kicker…all, today, in Buzz Burbank News & Comment!  Thank you for sponsoring, through the button on the website!

Cops and monkeys and all the day’s news, in today’s Buzz Burbank News & Comment! Thank you for helping us grow!

Martha Stewart rolls a mean joint.  Paula Deen gets fired.  Those stories, and all the day’s real news—and it’s free!  Thank you for spreading the word—and for your donations!

Today, everything from hookers to religion, as we say “Goodbye week; Hello summer!”  Thank you for all the ways you support this effort.

We lose one of the greats—too soon…

airline stories…gopher rustlers…

and…Torre gets the save!

All, today, in Buzz Burbank News & Comment!

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and for your generous donations!

Confirmed: Money CAN buy happiness.  Plus, news about your health, Lil Wayne apologizes, and another tale from Florida. Today, on Buzz Burbank News & Comment— the perfect companion to your favorite podcast!

Here’s spit in your eye; Digging up Hoffa; and a scandal…at 7-11.  Stories you’ll pass along, in today’s Buzz Burbank News & Comment.

Today’s news has a nice “ring” to it.  I’m having a blast doing Buzz Burbank News & Comment.  Thank you for listening, spreading the word…and, for your generous donations during our building period! 

It’s Flag Day so, naturally, we have a story about a guy shooting a bottle rocket out of his bum. Thank you for the tens of thousands of downloads already, and for your wonderful contributions!  

When Moose Attack…new Florida stories…and the latest government kerfuffle…in today’s tighter-and-brighter news program!

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It's a newscast as smooth as George Clooney is...down there. Thanks for making this show #1 in iTunes' News & Politics section! And hank you for supporting BBNC with the donation button at www.BuzzBurbank.com We will become self-sufficient soon, but for now, we could use your support to help get our venture moving forward. Seriously, thank you!

Welcome to the premiere edition of my new daily news journal! Thank you for downloading and listening...and please...share my links by email and Facebook! And be sure to subscribe to these free shows on iTunes!

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The hour draws closer 'til I announce the website for the new expanded Buzz Burbank News & Comment! Thank you all again for enjoying these previews, which are also available on iTunes and by RSS. The new show launches Tuesday June 11th! Please, spread the word!

Hey, ya know what's fun?  Sex…news.  It returns in today's preview as we ramp up to the premiere of the new, expanded Buzz Burbank News & Comment premiering Tuesday June 11th at a website to be announced soon!

Thanks, everyone, for your enthusiasm about these previews and the new podcast starting Tuesday June 11th! Feel free to download these and play them for your friends. And please remember to SHARE and LIKE the Facebook posts that led you here! Thanks again, and have a great day! 

Hello, friends! I have really missed doing the kicker stories each day, and other great stories, as well. So, for now, I'll try to post a nugget each day, until my new Buzz Burbank News & Comment premieres Tuesday June 11th, on a website near you! Thank you for sticking with me. Enjoy!

Hello, friends!  I have really missed doing the kicker stories each day, and other great stories, as well.  So, for now, I'll try to post a story each day until my new Buzz Burbank News & Comment premieres Tuesday June 11th, on a website near you!  Thank you for sticking with me.  Now...enjoy!