Wed, 31 December 2014
The fatbergs beneath us. De-erecting a statue. And…Life is Good. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 30 December 2014
More cowbell? Maybe not. Poking fun at world leaders. And your dog wants a dictionary. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 29 December 2014
Cheez Its for drugs. Crime dog McGruff goes to prison. And the naked man on the leash. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 26 December 2014
Tales of cash and food. Evil Clowns. The Humpty Dumpty case. And don’t ignore that 4-hour warning. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 25 December 2014
Merry Christmas! Stories of Christmases past and present. And wacky holiday mishaps. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 24 December 2014
Homeland Security’s panty-raid. Granny’s exploding computer. And CPR…in lingerie BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 23 December 2014
Burgers in Space! Boy takes bus, made to put it back. And Joey Chestnut, and other birds-of-prey. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 22 December 2014
Fresh news for the holidays. Dr. Oz is mostly wrong-about everything. And…print me that wrench, will ya? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 19 December 2014
The End of movie freedom? Vladimir Putin’s iPhone problem. And…a monkey in France. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 18 December 2014
Did the terrorists win? Is that a cigar? Or just glad to see Cuba? And white-bearded man seen wearing disguise. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 17 December 2014
Is it safe to go to the movies? Oh, God—it’s Mom. And: Rudolph snaps, seeks revenge. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 16 December 2014
How low can it go? The North Pole gets a country. And Mrs. Cosby speaks. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 15 December 2014
The Great Chocolate Robbery. The ‘safe’ way to take magic mushrooms. And: Don’t Jerk and Drive! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 12 December 2014
Paying more for a black Barbie? A story to warm your heart. And: How to stop a Grinch. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 11 December 2014
McDonald’s goes…culinary? Angelina Jolie an untalented brat? And…balls in our court! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 10 December 2014
Discovery Channel gets Eaten Alive. Jesus, the weed dispenser. And holiday drones, nipping at your nose. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 9 December 2014
The Curse of the Southpaw. Mountain lions, giraffes and bears. Oh my. And a low-speed chase. In Florida. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 8 December 2014
A ‘record’ sales figure. Rolling Stone gathers mass doubts. And the crime of noisy lovemaking. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 5 December 2014
Jobs are up & we’re headed to Mars— good news among the bad. And: Is Apple stealing your songs? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 4 December 2014
We’ve found some brains! Going where no man has gone before. And…how to land in the Guinness Book. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 3 December 2014
News unlike any other: Hospital mistakes. Gov’t chimes-in on circumcision. And…men and their meat. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 2 December 2014
Your dog loves words. Introducing the THC breathalyzer. And: Found money, lost-n-found & finders-keepers. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 1 December 2014
Your boss hates Cyber Monday. A recap of the holiday weekend. And: Say, your flatulence smells like chocolate. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 28 November 2014
Happy Black Friday! A weight-loss tip, future porn stars, and don’t charge your phone in the microwave! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 27 November 2014
Happy Thanksgiving! Stories about food, football and fun. Share this one with friends & family! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 26 November 2014
Barbie gets Frozen out of Christmas. Reasons to avoid a gluten-free Thanksgiving. And…High School Hookers. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 25 November 2014
Cop cleared; Ferguson in flames. Man eats 20 pound turkey. And Pooh isn’t the only one with very little brain. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 24 November 2014
“Mayor for Life” term expires. Cosby controversy continues And…when to look on the bright side. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 21 November 2014
The Pope auctions-off his sports car. Snow 9, Buffalo 0. And a bus that runs on human waste. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 20 November 2014
Mr. Nichols, you seduced us. The show’s over for Bill Cosby. And a Santa who got it backwards. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 19 November 2014
After all of today’s news, you’ll be thinking about a town in Germany, and a dog in Texas. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 18 November 2014
Bill Cosby gets quiet. Charles Manson gets engaged. Ice-skating Jesus gets arrested. And…always yield to the giant duck. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 17 November 2014
How a wrench in the works can be good. The DEA visits the NFL. And our mothers must be very proud. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 14 November 2014
U.S. ramps up spying…on you. Congress & the president ramp up fighting each other. And fairy tales that are REALLY Grimm. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 13 November 2014
France bathrooms now easier to find. The Rosetta finds its stone. And tales of ghosts and…murder. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 12 November 2014
200 mph on a bike. A cool & daring attempt in space. And: This actually WAS a boating accident. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 11 November 2014
Snow business. A fair internet. Terrorists drink Red Bull. And…trying to bring back Led Zeppelin. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 10 November 2014
A very newsy Monday. Get caught up! Plus, winter arrives early and the ‘dangers’ of raw cookie dough. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 7 November 2014
Killer airbags. The fatberg cometh. The search for an armed/unarmed man. And: Your results are back from the lab. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 6 November 2014
Voters speak; nothing changes. Space tourists ask for refunds. And…porpoise mugged in alley. What? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 5 November 2014
Voters say yes to the Party of No. Weed gets more legal. And…a donkey in a manhole. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 4 November 2014
Election Day 2014. Boston loses two beloved Toms. And along came some spiders. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 3 November 2014
When money floats through the air. Can a team be cursed by its name? And France loves Jerry, but hates clowns. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 31 October 2014
Fighting an outbreak…of fear. As the Kim Jong Un turns. New, fat crash-test dummies-not from Walmart. And real criminals don’t flush. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 30 October 2014
Ebola turns sexy for Halloween. Operation inventor can’t afford one. And news about your prostate (where applicable.) BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT www.BuzzBurbank.com
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Wed, 29 October 2014
Rocket goes boom. AT&T’s idea of ‘unlimited.’ Pope Francis embraces science. And your timesheet for a beer. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 28 October 2014
Roaming gangs of clowns. Crack-using mayor voted out. Weed may out-profit the NFL. And Walmart pulls its ‘fat girl’ costumes. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 27 October 2014
Scariest thing about Ebola: Politics. More police officers gone wild. And…how much for the kid? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 24 October 2014
“No reason to be alarmed.” But the Congressman kept talking anyway. And Homeland Security confiscates panties. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 23 October 2014
Secret Mormon underwear revealed. Naughty teachers. Uh-Oh, Canada. And, again with the clowns! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 22 October 2014
Debating Daylight Savings Time, all the day’s news, and a cache of creepy clowns. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 21 October 2014
Flying man mystery. Televangelist scandal. All the day’s news, without a word about Ebola or ISIS. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 20 October 2014
Why you shouldn’t be afraid of Ebola. (Pro tip: Don’t watch FOX News.) Plus, the pink panties colonoscopy. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 17 October 2014
Eboloa-rama. Biker boots on the ground. And Burgers In Space! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 16 October 2014
Flying with a fever. Florida’s Governor: “Not a fan.” And how to open a beer with a chainsaw. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 15 October 2014
TV doctor risks Ebola for soup. You say it’s ISIS, I say it’s ISIL. And, of course, zombies & vampires. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 14 October 2014
Kim Jong Un reappears. This weed tastes like okra. And The Walking Dead rises again. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 13 October 2014
All the news…a cat video film festival… football’s hazing culture…and… to pee or not to pee—in the shower. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 10 October 2014
Kim Jong Un and his little sister. Florida school for boys still haunting. And that’s some powerful cannabis soda! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 9 October 2014
Comcast can get you fired. AT&T caught stealing. Ebola, killer bees and the latest in online sex. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 8 October 2014
Good cop, bad cops. Walmart giveth & taketh away. And:You put a potato where? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 7 October 2014
The metal in the meat. Same-sex marriage overcomes stiff opposition. And: It lasted way over 4 hours. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 6 October 2014
Tech news, show-biz news, ALL the news, in a fast 15 minutes. Free. Plus, why some Japanese hyenas are laughing. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 3 October 2014
Verizon gets a smackdown. New jobs, Ebola & high school football dangers. And what to expect in the Nude Olympics. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 2 October 2014
What you need to know about Ebola. The FCC adds another word to its list. And what we’ll give up for a cookie. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 1 October 2014
The importance of the bra-cam. NFL blackouts get blacked out. And:Airline dumps on woman down under. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 30 September 2014
Secret Service, LOL. LESS cowbell, please. And a flower with a sexy name & a rotten smell. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 29 September 2014
Uber crime. An American Horror Story. And a ghost in the machine. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 26 September 2014
A bruised Apple. Surfer-dudes outwit a billionaire. And The Great Groundhog Coverup. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 25 September 2014
Why this young woman is really not attractive. Controversy in a coffee cup. And Pat, the foul-mouthed granny. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 24 September 2014
Beware Chicago’s Hippos. Kansas braces for Zombies. And the Magic in the Wand. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 23 September 2014
News anchor quits over weed. Field of Donkeys. And:Mayonnaise is not a shampoo. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 22 September 2014
Autumn Arrives. Buzz is Back. Secret Service Slips. And: So that IS a banana in your pocket! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 19 September 2014
Yoga pants, a naked angel, time for some new blood, and the Heimlich Maneuver, doggy-style.
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Thu, 18 September 2014
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Wed, 17 September 2014
Bailey’s makes you gay? Back in Iraq. A black eye for the NFL. And Brian, the panty-pilfering pooch. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 16 September 2014
NFL plot gets thicker. Even al Qaeda finds ISIL disgusting. And…going to church topless. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 15 September 2014
Sleeping burglars & Summer snow. NFL controversy continues. And…don’t step in the pink stuff. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 12 September 2014
Sarah Palin’s family’s drunken brawl. More damning evidence against the NFL. And how NOT to get away from police. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 11 September 2014
Today’s news, from the NFL to ISIS, to the intern suing David Letterman. Plus, a few stories not for the kids. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 10 September 2014
Going after the bullies—here and abroad. Ronald McDonald takes a beating. And: A man with a lot of ball. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 9 September 2014
What the NFL knew-and when. The credit card risk at Home Depot. And: Kinky sex, in the news. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 8 September 2014
Buzz Burbank, along with Marc Ronick & Lowell Melser respond to the recent comments generated by Don Geronimo.
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Mon, 8 September 2014
Never take a knife to a gunfight. RELM fights back. Best news anywhere. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 5 September 2014
Joan Rivers passes. The U-S kills top ISIS commanders. And weed’s effects on men vs. women. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 4 September 2014
Today’s fast-food strike. Toddler tumbles thru a washing machine. And judges, banging more than their gavels. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 3 September 2014
The battle over two inches continues. Fake cheese may be for-real tainted. And:LifeStyles or Trojan-You decide. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 2 September 2014
Don’t put your nude photos on iCloud! The NFL’s domestic violence problem. And…dogs don’t make very good cooks. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 1 September 2014
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Fri, 29 August 2014
ISIS goes after the weed. 99 cans of beer in the box. And a town of man-hungry women. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 28 August 2014
Back to Schoolhouse Rock. Why a gambler is like a pigeon. And an update on the man with the 100 lb scrotum. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 27 August 2014
Defending Sophia. Boycotting Burger King. And how not to cancel a date. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 26 August 2014
The 300th edition! With Emmy news, fires, earthquakes, comic books & doughnuts. Now downloaded over a million times! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 25 August 2014
California wine-shaken, not stirred. Sarah Palin still mad at Tina Fey. And…a bikini too small for Colombia? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 22 August 2014
Ice water challenge goes haywire. Paying it backward in Florida. And…tapeworms—Eww! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 21 August 2014
Bankers never go to jail. That Rupert Murdoch; what a guy. And: How to get caught by the police. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 20 August 2014
Throwing cold water on other good causes. NFL wants SuperBowl performers to pay. And: The latest use for hemp. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 19 August 2014
Remembering Don Pardo. The dark side of solar power. And the fun way to go to jail. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 18 August 2014
They don’t look like police. Gov. Rick Perry begins a Journey. And…does the teacher seem drunk to you? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 15 August 2014
Peace and hope in the news. (How’d THAT happen?) Plus, a little goofiness & a pinch of salt. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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