Thu, 14 August 2014
Nuggets in our nuggets. Wife of anti-gay crusader leaves him for a woman. & What can happen when the opera lady sings. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 13 August 2014
The beauty of Bacall. Shockingly good job news. And reporting crime on a stolen phone. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 12 August 2014
A humble tribute to Robin Williams. The insect that could turn you vegetarian. And tales from the home office in Florida. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 11 August 2014
Death on the track. Guns for the blind. And never try to beat a cop at donuts. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 8 August 2014
The Weird Al petition. How to Save Your Dragon. And…the new porn academy. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 7 August 2014
Batten-down the ukuleles! Protecting Donald Trump’s good name. And: Man arrested for giant bulge. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 6 August 2014
T1me 2 chang3 y0ur passw0rd-again. French kissing law enforced. And, quoth the chicken, ‘Nevermore.’ BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 5 August 2014
Rock Hall-o-Fame demotes a pioneer. Less testosterone; more peace. And, no crying in politics, even if you’re 5. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 4 August 2014
National Lampoon’s Congressional Vacation. Hey, you got algae in my water! And why doesn’t this ice cream melt? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 1 August 2014
Spy versus…Congress? Docs versus Glocks. And the truth about homophones. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 31 July 2014
Pop goes the economy! Lightning strikes twice in same face. And what it means when women laugh. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 30 July 2014
Major win for fast-food workers. Water: A Special Report. And…the biggest little pot bust in Texas. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 29 July 2014
Yes, Virginia, ALL lovers. College students told to spit, not swallow. And bananas-all over the highway. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 28 July 2014
New York Times says ‘Legalize It.’ Justice, NFL style. And Spiderman punches a cop. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 25 July 2014
Butt-dialing crisis? The boy with 232 teeth. And it’s Florida Friday! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 24 July 2014
GM’s ‘Total Recall’ It’s a Mistake. And…the face of God, or somebody. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 23 July 2014
Rich door, poor door. Kim Jong Un—it rhymes with fun. And how NOT to dine and dash. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 22 July 2014
Ukraine crash victims finally head home. Sparing the rod and spoiling the hamburger. And black & white is the new Orange. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 21 July 2014
About the plane in Ukraine. Updates on Israel and immigration. Rockford, filed. And testicle-eating fish. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 18 July 2014
Explosive world news… and some much-needed comic relief from the Home Office in Florida. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 17 July 2014
They all look alike: kids. Muslims in space. And the Great Ping Pong Ball Incident. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 16 July 2014
Aliens—from earth and beyond. Germans learn to type. And how to be passive-aggressive with fruit. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 15 July 2014
Corpse slips out for some fresh air. Take paradise and put up a Walmart. And cooling off with panties & ice cream. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 14 July 2014
Birds AND bees. A poltergeist? Sex addicts. Do you smell gas? And an update on the condition of a famous egg. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 11 July 2014
It’s the ‘little dog’ days of summer. Game of Thrones sweeps Emmy nominations. And the many meanings of the word ‘duke.’ BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 10 July 2014
Bull expert gored in Pamplona. The truth about the climate on Mars. And FOX News warns of dog weddings. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 9 July 2014
Immigration, man. Small pox-big mistake. Death by hot dog. From here to Mars. And man wrestles gator to save imaginary dog. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 8 July 2014
Chicago’s windy, with bullets. Supreme Court told to STFU. And why a dog’s doing the driving. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 7 July 2014
This was no boating accident. A Fourth-of-July wrap-up. And…world’s best eater gets engaged. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 4 July 2014
An explosion of great feature stories, chosen just for the Fourth. Yes, it’s…the BEST of… BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 3 July 2014
Jobs open up, big-time. Americans split for the Fourth. And ‘Gay Whopper,’ not what you think. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 2 July 2014
What we spend on beer. Did T-Mobile stage a huge ripoff? And flatworms—eew! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 1 July 2014
Facebook’s latest evil. More soccer. More troops to Iraq. And-Stripper stories. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 30 June 2014
No free muffins at Cracker Barrel. Is one of our Congressmen a robot? And: The pitchforks are coming. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 27 June 2014
Russian cops-too sexy for their skirts. World Cup failure=Success! And Kim Jong Un, with a movie review. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 26 June 2014
The Supreme Court protects your phone. FOX News takes on another conservative. And Seth Rogen v Kim Jong Un. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 25 June 2014
The man with the 75 pound scrotum. A bad day for drones. Oh, penguin poop! And: Singing to the Lions. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 24 June 2014
We’ve found the smoking boot. How Facebook can spare you from jury duty. Death by wood chipper. And, mm-Czech mix! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 23 June 2014
FedEx delivers bad metaphors. Bad cop; bad cop. Velveeta: Not ENOUGH preservatives? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 20 June 2014
Summer arrives, the jobs picture improves, and it’s been a STRANGE week. And…that doesn’t SOUND like a Harley. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 19 June 2014
NFL teams loses grip on name. Man attacked by beaver. And Spiderman stands trial. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 18 June 2014
Your chair is trying to kill you. Gas pains, and pricier eggs. And: Take a bus, but don’t TAKE a bus. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 17 June 2014
GM recalling…everything? Between Iraq and a hard place. And Starbucks sets a good example. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 16 June 2014
US & Iran: BFFs 4ever? Bob Marley gets his wish. And, hey Fido, that’s not a bidet. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 13 June 2014
How the US nearly nuked itself. Donald Sterling digs for dirt. And the Honey Moon is not over. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 12 June 2014
It’s the old stripper scam. Picking our friends through politics. And tales from the home-office. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 11 June 2014
BBNC turns one-year-old today! THANK YOU for your support! And now, the news. And some funny stuff. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT www.BuzzBurbank.com
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Tue, 10 June 2014
Another Slender Man attack? The latest on Tracy Morgan & McCartney. And…thank you, Florida! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 9 June 2014
Did Bergdahl take a hike-or take a dump? A 4-year-old with a chainsaw. And a record-setting belly-button. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 6 June 2014
Remembering the guys who saved the world. As the Bergdahl turns. And counting bears…with donuts. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 5 June 2014
Backpedalling on Bergdahl Donald Sterling calls it a day. And, say, those are some old pants! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 4 June 2014
Bird-dogging Bergdahl. A couple of bad eggs. And Florida’s fists of justice. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 3 June 2014
Today we cover prisoners-of-war, guns, the minimum wage, climate change and— of course—flying bounce-houses. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 2 June 2014
Remembering Alice. RELM show nabs Sandy Hook denier. And why dog poo forced an emergency landing. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 30 May 2014
Republicans turn pro-marijuana. Cialis to sell over the counter? And your graduation nightmare roundup. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 29 May 2014
Keeping the “fox” in FOX News. Common ground on the minimum wage. And…don’t hold your breath! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 28 May 2014
The lunch lady is pissed. Snowden: I was a spy for the CIA. And: California’s new condom law. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 27 May 2014
Even haters can change. DUI for an NFL owner. And is that hot sauce or ya just glad to see me? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 26 May 2014
The U-S Army versus zombies. The New California Gold Rush. And…sex at the Walmart. Best of Buzz. Happy Memorial Day!
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Fri, 23 May 2014
Storming the Golden Arches. The legend of Edward Cocaine. And look what the cat dragged in! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 22 May 2014
Another hack attack. Germs on a plane. Weed and the FBI. Bees! And Pat Sajak needs to buy a clue. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 21 May 2014
The NFL’s secretly-doped gladiators. The U-S stops giving FAKE vaccinations. And Led Zeppelin’s Stairway to Profits. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 20 May 2014
Banks: too big to jail. Spy vs. Cyberspy. Is butter a drug? And: the return of Crooks Are Stupid. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 19 May 2014
Godzilla attacks! (not pictured) Corporate greed runs amok. And: The Owls & The Pussycat. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 16 May 2014
Fire-nadoes! Fast-food slowdown. Sterling fights back. Toilets for India. And a circumspect circumcision. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 15 May 2014
The walking dead and the talking head. Sheriff McCain & the Wild West Internet. Plus: The Condom in the Calamari. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 14 May 2014
Ann Coulter’s struggle for relevance. Dealing with the Godzilla issue. And Hey, you got weed on my burger! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 13 May 2014
Lots of booze, but less ice. More racist gold from Sterling. And Casey Kasem’s final countdown. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 12 May 2014
April showers, May snow-plowers? War on drugs over; drugs win. And the NFL’s first kiss. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 9 May 2014
Is the Tea Party over?
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Thu, 8 May 2014
How you can save podcasting, all the days real news, and a dog does the driving. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 7 May 2014
Global warming debate heats up. The Russians are com—here. And a new member for Virgin’s mile-high club. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 6 May 2014
Smart guns; dumb people. They all look alike to FOX News. And…that ain’t cream filling. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 5 May 2014
Back from Vacation with news for the nation Thanks for your patience and I’m on a new station! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 2 May 2014
Florida’s cookie-stealing grannies, and other recent favorites. It’s the Best of BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 1 May 2014
Hunting drones and immigrants. And a gambler’s downfall. It’s the Best of BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 30 April 2014
An especially funny day of my feature stories, while I vacation at the Home Office. It’s the Best of BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 29 April 2014
Hot and cold running beer. No balls, please. And Florida’s S&M doctor. It’s the Best of BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 28 April 2014
Viagra and the mob. Pit bull saves boy. And where no Shatner will go. It’s the Best of BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 25 April 2014
KKKer caught with black tranny hooker. Boehner mocks fellow Republicans. And Monty Python says farewell. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 24 April 2014
The rich get…better internet. Idiocy, thy name is Trump. And: The man with the bionic eye. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 23 April 2014
Maybe we found it THIS time. America, shrinking around the middle. And a bear with very little brain. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 22 April 2014
How to ruin Easter. News about TV. And pardon our cheese. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 21 April 2014
Boston Strong-er. 4/20 Day still hangs in the air. And: First date, last date? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 18 April 2014
Flushing the dam urine. Hustler keeps ‘em coming. And the spookiest place on earth. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 17 April 2014
USA no longer a democracy? Russia’s roulette. And a 3 year old cat burglar. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 16 April 2014
Justice may be blind, considering the typos. Prescription for a weak Boehner. And Wisconsin: It’s a whole ‘nother country. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 15 April 2014
How much money the rich hide from taxes. U-S Airways makes an inappropriate splash. Nothing says prom season like fried chicken. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 14 April 2014
Recall sticker-shock for GM. Chimps on the loose. And a new reason to be mad at the NSA. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 11 April 2014
Will Colbert have rapport? Healthcare ‘kills’ Sebelius. And Hillary ducks a shoe. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 10 April 2014
My new password is Heartbleed14. Bankers don’t go to jail. And—was Jesus married? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 9 April 2014
Airplane found? Hillary, thinking out loud. FOX News wrong on climate change. And Al Sharpton, FBI agent. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 8 April 2014
Selfie or selfish? KKK protests itself. Microsoft to you: You’re on your own. And…how much for a rib? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 7 April 2014
The kid knew how to put on a show. A raise for Congress? Kim Jong Ugh. And all about “Slap Ass Friday.” BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 4 April 2014
Letterman calls it quits. Legal pot goes to the dogs. And the history of poop. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 3 April 2014
Free speech for rich people! Another crazed shooter. Putin secedes from his wife. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 2 April 2014
Why GM & Hobby Lobby both suck. Putin isn’t Finnish’d. And voodoo: Kansas-style. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 1 April 2014
Springtime for Putin. Obamacare hits its mark. Up in GM’s grill. #DONONRELM BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 31 March 2014
Real News. Real interesting. Best Monday briefing anywhere. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 28 March 2014
Searching and finding. The honeymoon’s over—a cliff. And Death by Bacon? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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