Thu, 23 June 2016
Voting Doesn't work; lawmakers try a sit-in. Finally! A mosquito proof TV! And… Biblical omen: Groom bitten by snake. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 22 June 2016
Is the billionaire broke? Why gay Latinos were the target. And… Burgers in a blender! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 21 June 2016
Congress again fails on guns. The wheels come off the Trump campaign. And…have it your way…on the highway. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 20 June 2016
Countering hatred with love. Trump’s popularity drops like a rock. And…countering hatred with porn. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 17 June 2016
Mechanical bull throws Trump. May your tattooist have but one arm. And…Mind your manners! (Please.) BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 16 June 2016
Guns and gators. Whole Foods gets a government smackdown. And….The Smart-Ass Tax. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 15 June 2016
Florida gator snatches toddler. What the Orlando shooter’s wife knew. And…It’s hard to stop a train. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 14 June 2016
A conflicted terrorist? Did the recession make kids fat? And…another nude restaurant pop-up! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 13 June 2016
Nation mourns; Trump says ‘told you so.’ Why OJ’s glove ‘didn’t fit.’ And…who was that man on a horse? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 10 June 2016
The Clinton-Obama-Warren three-way. Don’t make a tattoo boo-boo. And…The Spider Inside Her. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 9 June 2016
Trump turns to TelePrompters. Campus rape, by the numbers. And: Giraffes, gators and a monkey. Oh my. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 8 June 2016
Clinton celebrates and Trump backpedals. Hef sells the Playboy mansion. And…Animal Stories, Florida edition. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 7 June 2016
“Over? It’s not over ’til WE say it’s over.” Zuckerberg’s Facebook account hacked. And…the latest from The Monkey News Network! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 6 June 2016
Remembering Muhammed Ali. Trump’s “Mexican” judge. And…a lick on the neck makes your heart race. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 3 June 2016
Drug ODs—from The King, to Prince. Paul Ryan joins Putin, Kim Jong Un and the KKK. And Not So Fast, Mr. & Ms. Lottery Winner! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 2 June 2016
In case of fire, break out Bernie. The world gets gayer. And…How to lick a cat. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 1 June 2016
Houston flooded…with ants, gators & snakes. The story of Maggie McMuffin’s short-shorts. And…looking for a few good strippers. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 31 May 2016
To kill a gorilla. The robots are taking over. And: Yabba-Dabba-Don’t! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 30 May 2016
Happy Memorial Day weekend!
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Fri, 27 May 2016
Happy Memorial Day weekend! Welcome summer, and thank you veterans! Please enjoy The Best of Buzz!
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Thu, 26 May 2016
A Sanders-Trump debate??? Little guy forecloses on Bank of America. And…Roving gangs of psychotic sheep! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 25 May 2016
Cosby to stand trial for felony sex assault. Dems & GOP look at changing the rules-for next time. And…“Drive crazy, y’all!” BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 24 May 2016
Bernie gets a voice. Why the VA is like Disneyland??? And reporter fired for “filing a story.” BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 23 May 2016
Florida gators make way for crocodiles. The shoot horses, don’t they? And, now, you can do your sexercises. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 20 May 2016
You may wanna check your vision. Motorcycle deaths are up. And…your swimming pool is trying to kill you. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 19 May 2016
America’s rough-and-tumble politics. The Magic in the Mushrooms. And…the return of Animal Stories! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 18 May 2016
Millions of Americans get more pay. The Democrats are headed for trouble. And…another tale from the Home Office in Florida. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 17 May 2016
America’s first penis transplant. Zimmerman, re-loaded. And…What the weather lady wasn’t wearing. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 16 May 2016
Trump says that’s not him on the tape. The Restroom Revolt is underway. And…Florida’s Flying Turtle. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 13 May 2016
Racist McShootface leads bids for Zimmerman’s gun. People in diapers prepared your chicken. And: Dinosaur goes extinct in Jersey. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 12 May 2016
Cheaper to fly (or drive) this summer! The feds reclassify marijuana. And: “They popped her out like a cork.” BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 11 May 2016
A ghost ship washes ashore. Senate leader: Ignorant or Lying? And: A Florida man… BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 10 May 2016
6 months to go, and it’s a close race. Walmart brings back greeters, so you won’t steal. And: Your fingernails taste like chicken. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 9 May 2016
Feds threaten N. Carolina over Bathroom Bill. Something, something, Donald Trump. And…that ISN’T rain!!! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 6 May 2016
Music for cats. Beware of stoned rabbits And: The ceramic chicken attack. It’s the BEST of BUZZ BURANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 5 May 2016
Yearbook photo-shopping. And: The stuff we find on our beaches. It’s the BEST of BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 4 May 2016
Prince’s drug problem(s). Air Rage, First Class. And: What cures diarrhea AND gets you high? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 3 May 2016
Ted Cruz’ love of spanking. The Starbucks brouhaha, over ice. And the bear on the 2nd floor. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 2 May 2016
President Obama’s last laugh. Sailing for Cuba. And…Tales of Pizza and Beer. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 29 April 2016
A Trump…riot? Doctors, in favor of vaping. And…news about cats. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 28 April 2016
Newton was right: The Apple falls. A gun is not a carry-on. And…how much we hate Shia LaBeouf. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 27 April 2016
Sanders breaks the news gently. Cosby to be tried on criminal charges. And a zombie named Claude. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 26 April 2016
Brits warned about travel to the U-S. Introducing: New Koch. And…No Soup For You. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 25 April 2016
A weekend focused on Prince. Ted Cruz—The New Normal? And: A holiday not to pass over. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 22 April 2016
Why did Prince die? Sanders hangs in. And…a high-steaks police chase! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 21 April 2016
Wrestling’s Chyna suddenly dead. A woman on the $20 bill. And…talk about the penis. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 20 April 2016
Bye-Bye, Bernie? Flint culprits off to jail? And…Your 4/20 Day News. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 19 April 2016
Ben & Jerry busted. The trouble with walls. And: Man jailed for stinking-up the joint. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 18 April 2016
It’s pay our pound of flesh day. Florida woman bitten by tiger. And…Sausages for Breakfast. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 15 April 2016
The Battle of Brooklyn. Life saved by potato chip. And…Eau de Whale Vomit. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 14 April 2016
Led Zeppelin’s Stairway to Justice. Man sets binge-watching record. And…The Kids are Not Alright. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 13 April 2016
40-thousand workers walk out on Verizon. Trump cries, “Foul!” And…a truly squirrelly ending. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 12 April 2016
To seek a Zika Eureka. Porn boycotts North Carolina. And It Happened At Starbucks. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 11 April 2016
Cool, new breakthroughs in space travel. Bruce Springsteen? A bully? And…the stupid things people do. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 8 April 2016
The Pope speaks on love, sex and marriage. Your French Hooker update. And…That’s a lot of cheese. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 7 April 2016
Remembering Merle Haggard. Sanders seriously stumbles. And: a**holes in the news. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 6 April 2016
Trump and Clinton lose a big one. Your barbecue grill is trying to kill you. And an outbreak of crabs in Seattle. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 5 April 2016
Brazilian Olympic hopes trimmed. Trump demotes campaign manager. And Pizza Rat makes way for Pizza squirrel. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 4 April 2016
Exposing the rich, the famous and the crooked. Your deli may be trying to kill you. And Nebraska spills its seeds upon the ground. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 1 April 2016
Over five million people…get raises. Fracking becomes the new F-Word. And…this weekend, remember: “Bear right.” BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 31 March 2016
Trump manages to anger…everyone. Netflix investigated? And the return of…Animal Stories! BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 30 March 2016
Your car’s headlights are trying to kill you. It’s a gun…that looks like a cellphone! And…The Truth is Out There. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 29 March 2016
Why Donald Trump is smiling. The Feds crack the iPhone. And…no good bunny goes unpunished. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 28 March 2016
Sanders surges. Minimum wage rising in our biggest state. And…Where’s your Smart Car now, see? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 25 March 2016
Another comedian gone. Will The Walking Dead walk out of Georgia? And…That ain’t broccoli. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 24 March 2016
Dustup over Mrs. Trump’s nude photos. Nixon’s war on drugs is a war on blacks. And…your cat’s litter is trying to make you kill. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 23 March 2016
Je suis Brussels. Trump, Cruz, Clinton & Sanders. And…an 11-year-old with a cement mixer. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 22 March 2016
Feds find a way around Apple. Best intern job in the world. And…Easter Bunny goes to Fist City. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 21 March 2016
We’re goin’ to Cuba! Springtime for Trump. And…Tales From the Home Office in Florida. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 18 March 2016
Trump’s family threatened. Another Uber driver rape. And what will they chew at Wrigley Field? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 17 March 2016
Anonymous targets Trump. Subway’s Jared gets roughed-up in prison. And: Florida’s motorcycle-ridin’ animals. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 16 March 2016
Bernie’s Bad Day. Oklahoma is for…tourists? And: Soccer player injured in scrum. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 15 March 2016
Dashing through the snow…to injury. These Rice Krispie Treats taste funny. & Woman’s toilet explodes-while she’s on it. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 14 March 2016
Trump campaign turns violent. Hey, there’s glass in my pizza. AND my beer. And…more gun madness in Florida. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 11 March 2016
Wounded Warrior Project’s self-inflicted wound. Obama’s first international bromance. And, “Spring forward. Fall down.” BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 10 March 2016
U-S takes names and kicks ISIS. Florida gun-owner shot by her 4-year-old. And…Most Interesting Man moves on. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 9 March 2016
Hello & Goodbye to The Fifth Beatle. Chipotle. Norovirus. Again. And…the Rickrolling continues. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 8 March 2016
Water experts, flush with ideas. Apple Macs hit with first ransomware attacks. And…Amazing Stories from The Home Office. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT www.BuzzBurbank.com
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Mon, 7 March 2016
How a debate SHOULD go. Is Trump just yanking our chains? And a 9-1-1 emergency…involving pants. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 4 March 2016
Trump defends his man-parts. Your happiness is trying to kill you. And: The Saga of Bob-in-a-Bottle. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 3 March 2016
Trump hides taxes during IRS audit. San Francisco’s inmate Fight Club. And…out of the noses of babes. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 2 March 2016
Breaking ISIS’ internet. The Rolling Stones break into Cuba. And: The Other Thing that causes munchies. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 1 March 2016
Yeah, what’s so Super about it? Trump don’t know nothin’ ‘bout no racists. And: Anonymous Shopping Cart Guy saves day. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 29 February 2016
The WORST movies of the year. This pizza cheese tastes like sawdust. And: One of our unicorns escaped. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 26 February 2016
Racists love Donald Trump! Scientists making men obsolete. And why your airline seat may be wet. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 25 February 2016
Why Apple may be right to say no to the FBI. Obama makes offer Republicans “can’t” refuse. And you can take a bus, but don’t TAKE the bus. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 24 February 2016
Trump thanks “the poorly educated.” One-man newsroom headed underwater? And…Lady, is this your goat? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 23 February 2016
Bill Gates sides with FBI against Apple. Who’s the top dog? And…Monkeys in Florida. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 22 February 2016
Race results (presidential, not Daytona.) One Bad Apple controversy. And: Should porn performers wear…goggles? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 19 February 2016
Religious war…between Trump & the pope. The pontiff’s contraception exception. And: Florida’s 18-yr-old ‘gynecologist.’ BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 18 February 2016
The candidates that FRIGHTEN us. The latest Texas Conspiracy Theory. And never underestimate a monkey with a knife. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 17 February 2016
Apple files…appeal. Your Smart TV may be a bit TOO smart. And: Florida-What Could Possibly Go Wrong? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 16 February 2016
The 2016 Grammy winners! Hey, America—Why so glum? And: Did you get your Valentine’s potato? BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 15 February 2016
A battle-royal over an empty chair. The latest establishment move to screw Sanders. And: Ice Festival canceled—on account of ice. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 12 February 2016
The year of the robot. Trump attacks the pope. And…sex & love, this Valentine’s Day. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Thu, 11 February 2016
Sanders, in the ‘hood. Sorry we shot your kid. That’ll be $500. And…not EVERYTHING stays in Vegas. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Wed, 10 February 2016
Most fascinating presidential race ever. The president’s F-U budget, and Congress’ F-U response. Plus: Crimestoppers Notes from The Home Office. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Tue, 9 February 2016
Should women be drafted by the military? The cruise from hell. And Buzz reads a passage from Ebenezer Trump. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Mon, 8 February 2016
No nukes is good nukes. Your BMI is BS. And…Grabbing the King by his nuggets. BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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Fri, 5 February 2016
Sanders in a virtual tie with Clinton. More showers for high-school wrestlers. And…Woman tells KitKat, “Gimme a break!” BUZZ BURBANK NEWS & COMMENT
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